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The countdown to you masturbating after seeing New Moon has begun!



Did you know that 93% of New Moon fans report being dissatisfied with their love lives? If not, that’s because we made it up. Another false fact: Only 6% of werewolves send drunk booty texts at 1:30 a.m.

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